Renamed Rides at Six Flags

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With the announcement today that Six Flags over Texas hopes to sell beer next year, I propose these names for some of the rides (past and present).

  • The Big Bender
  • The Bed Spinnaker
  • Long Island Ice Tea Cups
  • The Runaway Mind Eraser
  • Irish Bumper Car Bombs
  • Cyrus Cosmo\’s Rotoricutini
  • Labatt\’s Riverboat Ride

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