With the announcement today that Six Flags over Texas hopes to sell beer next year, I propose these names for some of the rides (past and present).
- The Big Bender
- The Bed Spinnaker
- Long Island Ice Tea Cups
- The Runaway Mind Eraser
- Irish Bumper Car Bombs
- Cyrus Cosmo\’s Rotoricutini
- Labatt\’s Riverboat Ride