A Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl

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This is some of the funniest shit I\’ve read in a long time. I wish I could write 1/100000 as well as Patton Oswalt.

Some of the funny:

It wasn\’t. Kentucky Fried Chicken had filled a bowl with gravy, mashed potatoes, corn, breaded chicken, and finally, cheese. Shut-ins, people afflicted with Prader-Willi Syndrome, and manic-depressives also do this. If you\’re trying to make a fortune in the food and beverage industry, those are the three demographics to shoot for—the Famous Bowl is one of the bestselling items on the
KFC menu.
KFC calls it their version of the shepherd\’s pie. Shepherds in Kentucky must be full of rage and slathered in confusion. They must hang their fat, skin, and muscles from bones carved with runes of surrender.

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