No, not a Simpson\’s clip show.
After dragging my feet and feeling like less than a man (as if I\’m even half a man to begin with), I finally filed for unemployment online. For the past two months I was sure that I would be getting a job \”any day now\”. Well, that didn\’t exactly happen. Admittedly, I haven\’t exactly been beating down every door for a job. Shit, I barely make it out of bed most days. So I\’m now a deadbeat and this pretty much confirms that I will be voting for Obama since I\’m now in the Democratic constituency.
The Summer of Steve
‘Cause how you get there is the worthier part.
Too bad you don\’t live in the Vaterland — you get 2 years of unemployment here. Plus they pay your rent, cell phone bill, internet, and give you money for a vacation each year. I sh!t you not.
Can I just move there and get those benefits or do I have to be an actual citizen?
just come for a visit, i\’m sure they\’ll hook you up.