Douchebag Warning

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The National Weather Service has issued a douchebag warning for the lower Greenville area after two douchebags in knit caps were seen walking along Greenville avenue. With temperatures in the upper 70s, bright clear skies and little wind, the need for a knit cap would seem minimal except to a douchebag who has copped his look from early 00s LA douchbags.

Residents of Lower Greenville should take appropriate precautions for this Category 3 Warning as one of the douchebags was seen carrying/playing a mandolin while walking.

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