I\’m sitting at home, mostly minding my own business, when I hear some rustling outside my front door. I assume it\’s the UPS guys dropping off a package. Although, for the life of me I couldn\’t remember ordering anything.
Ususally when the UPS guy drops something off, I hear some rustling, he rings the bell and knocks a few times and then drives off.
But this time no ring, no knock — just rustling.
So I opened my front door to see what my early onset alzheimers has cased me to treat this unknown package like Christmas day, when I see this:
Not to worry. The tree trunk is not about to crush my neighbor.
Her reaction to this the fallen tree pretty much says it all, \”What the fuck!?!?!\”
This is God's way of saying, \”time to move to the 'dorf\”delinnic — Items, usually, words, that have been freed from societal constraints of horizontal and vertical linearity.