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You know there is a perfectly usable bridge over White Rock Lake. You don\’t have to use Mockingbird anymore. I know. There are a bunch of pedestrians on the bridge that would slow you down. But let\’s be honest. You\’re a bit of a plus sized gentleman. There\’s no crime in that. I\’m one myself. So those few seconds you lose on the bridge aren\’t going to ruin you Tour de France qualification. Better that walkers be in your way than you be in the way of a SUV going 50 mph.

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