This week’s Twitterer of the Week is another bawdy, blustery broad (yeah, I may have a type). A Canadian Indie Rock legend (if Canadian Indie Rock can have legends) and now a member of the The New Pornographers. This week’s Twitterer of the Week is:
I discovered her originally in the mid oughts on an Indie music channel on the Yahoo Radio that used to be on Messenger. I immediately was mesmerized by her voice.
A sampling of her tweets:
The next person who tells me \”Go Vegetarian\” I\’m going to fucking eat YOU! I don\’t harass you. Leave me the FUCK ALONE!
The open drain/sewer gas access feature of my hotel room is fancy!! I am transported to ancient Rome!
If you ever hear me sing in that quirky, sickening, wounded, \”Baby Alive\” radio voice, please kick me in the Vag with a boot made of rasps.
@glttrgrrl @kirkland24 I work hard at NOT eating my dogs. They look like twinkies and smell like fresh baked bread and fritos.
@cram_mandible Come up with some opinions and TV catch phrases of your own, and let me make jokes about fucking beef jerky.
Happy Friday everybody! It\’s shower-time!!! I am a SKANK!
@ChrisRRegan The U.S. Never paid me back for that abortion.
Group of dudes hogging a big section of chairs to play D n\’D. They are not giving 2 shits what the cool kids think about this. I love them.
Why do women cut their hair into the \”Kate plus 8\” hairdo? Did they just give up?!
Oh, lady with GIANT boobs running through the airport, I am so sorry. (and my chest hurts sympathetically)
The airport is the underside of humanity\’s balls.
I\’m a dude, by the way. I\’ve just decided.
I\’ve been a dude for years,but if feels good to just say it out loud. I\’m going to go change the batteries in some guitar pedals. #Mantime
I LOVE being a dude. I never have to have, look at, think about, hear about painting or talk about \”fingernails\” EVER. Blissed-out.
And with The New Pornographers
I think the key story here is you are on twitter. And you don't follow me. 🙁
jfc. How was I supposed to know?
Wait, Magpie is on the Twitter?